Dilbert TShirt. Just Because

I subscribe to Scott Adam's blog (the creator of the Dilbert comics) and I love the slogans he's come up with for Dilbert T-shirts. Below are the slogans and their votes. Which is your favourite? Mine is: "Self-respect is like a prison for the soul." 

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There's no kill switch on awesome. (29 votes)

I'm not lazy, I'm useless. There's a big difference. (20)
[Shorter version: I'm not lazy, I'm useless. Big difference.]

I'm toying with the idea of becoming a useful member of society. (14)

With any luck, your soul mate won't be perceptive. (11)
[Shorter version: I hope your soul mate isn't perceptive.]

Goals are a form of self-inflicted slavery. (10)

Never mind. My phone took care of it. (8)

Did you learn to debate on the Internet? (7)

I can no longer resist the urge to text while you talk. (6)
[Shorter version: I text while you talk at me.]

Self-respect is like a prison for the soul. (5)

You might want to pick a defense that's less checkable. (5)
[Shorter version: Try picking a defense that's less checkable.]

I've decided to be more aggressive in blaming others for my lack of success. (5)

I tried to read your email but the signal-to-noise ratio was too low. (3)
[Shorter version: Your signal-to-noise ratio is low]

Notable Write-ins:

My philosophy is that anything worth doing is too hard.

And that is how Floyd became the first person to hold his breath and jump into outer space.

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